Corporate speak

Why has the world gone crazy for corporate speak.
I forget who it was that said 'lets put all the lawyers in a big room and throw away the key', but for me I have to say the real ####holes are the 'marketing guys' .I say this way because this is the way they would love to be refered to 'Guys'. They even try to change the way we speak.
As an ordinary man I see every day where these types of been. they and there offshots 'spin doctors' seem to be everywhere. Spin Doctors what are they making better?
'The company is 'downsizing' ? .They even try to make things sound cute. By saying we are getting smaller makes it sound nice they think. 'We're going to have run leaner' ? like it means we've been a diet and we are now healthier .
Let me give you an ordinary mans take on this . These idiotic sayings hide the idiots who ruin ordinary mans lifes,but by somehow dressing this up to sound cute and healthy makes it all alright they think.
Marketing People have ruined this world ,and continue to do so on a daily basis, telling people what they need and embarrassing them into ways of life they don't need to adopt , telling them they won't fit in unless they comply and buy .
You need a Blackberry or an i-phone ? why? what's wrong with a phone you just talk on? why do I need to text? if it's that important write a letter?  ( No sorry we've all forgot to how to ).No wonder the latest results from school say leavers are worse at english and mathematics, but the overall results are higher???? (Marketing Man)
Give me some marketing speak and I will give you an ordinary mans take on it.
Even if the girlfriend/boyfriend/wife or husband says 'I like you, but we've grown apart' Ordinary man defination : They don't like you ,and they found someone else.
Let's all try to be straight and cut the marketing bull. Let's all try to start to think again, (inside or outside the box) it doesn't matter so long as we start to drop the stupid talk.
Anyway end of my little rant, (lets car park that) dooooah.